baseball

crappiest and most boaring sport in the world played by wussies who cry if they strike our or get hit by a ball. if u want a real tough sport for people with real talent and strength play hockey or football.

bob:hey dude do u like baseball?

joe:no way that sport is for fucking wussies!

by fuck baseball March 21, 2009

baseball

A sport that hardly anyone cares about anymore. For some reason it is called the national pastime of America even though hardly anyone there ever metions its existence.

Tom: Hey Bill did you watch the baseball game yesterday?
Bill: What the hell is base.... oh.... they still play that?

by androidMike February 10, 2009

baseball

A very queer sport where people use a plank to hit a ball and run around in circles over and over again. played by school girls in the UK. Ahahahaha.

Baseball is queer. Come out of the closet, Gay Rod.

wow look at me! I hit a ball with a plank and ran around a sideways square a million times! I've really accomplished something! /sarcasm

baseball sucks.

by Fuck­ November 2, 2006

baseball

When people are smoking pot in a circle, one could play the game baseball (also known as suicide). Its when the person holds in their smoke after each hit until the hit comes back to them.

its hard.

Dude... lets play some baseball...

by andy June 11, 2006

Baseball

Guys making out. In short, the great American pass-time.

Why do girls love watching baseball so much?

by pelly jay October 2, 2011

Baseball

a game for faggots that can't play other sports so they play baseball because it doesn't require any athleticism.

Jayden: I'm off to baseball practice
Solomon: You play baseball? Faggot
Jayden: What do you mean? Baseballs the best sport ever
Solomon: You know what shut the fuck up and get out of my sight you bat swinging cunt

by Im.Not.Gay May 30, 2019

baseball

A game which has a world series only involving American teams since no one else plays it. Quite similar to rounders as played by school girls around Britain and just as boring to watch as cricket.

Baseball world series - there is no world outside the US

by P..B.. January 12, 2006