August 30

August 30 is when the perfect human beings were born

When were you born?

I was born on August 30

You’re the epitome of perfection

by sjidowosej November 21, 2021

August 31

The day we’re very cute girls named bella were born

Guy 1: hey do you see that girl named bella over there?

Guy 2: Ya dude she’s so perfect

Guy 1: Well here birthday is august 31

by MINECRAFTGOD_101_REEEE October 22, 2019

August 31

This is the day when all clown come to existence

Oh, he was born on August 31, he is a clown

by JavierFreeman November 2, 2019

August 31

National get nudes and get your face sat on and eat them out day

A :heyy babe today is august 31 yk what

that means right?

E : okayy fine give me 5 mins ill take the pics ,you should come over ;)

by sky..<3 August 28, 2022

August 31st

If you're born on august 31st ur ugly and get no bitches.

"hey are you born on august 31st?"
"yeah"
"damn you must get no bitches"

by WAPslayer420 July 31, 2022

August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli

“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”

by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020

August 31

This is the day where the worst people are born. They're mostly manipulative and/or hypocritical. I mean they're an August Virgo what do you expect.

Girl 1: Omg girl he's born on August 31st
Girl 2: Ew what, he's an August Virgo those are the worst

by tyler88829 March 16, 2021