John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
by Mini-Me January 31, 2015
Get the Captain Assclownmug. 1. An infuriatingly stupid and simple-minded person, bent on destroying the faintest inclinations of intelligence by making poor decisions on behalf of others and dooming them all.
2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
2. Someone who blindly follows the previous definition, whether for personal gain or because they are also just quite dumb.
The Governor of Florida is an assclown and would rather watch it all burn than admit he made a mistake.
The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
The Florida Surgeon General is an assclown who apparently hates children.
by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022
Get the Assclownmug. Demonrats don't know what the hell they are talking about,make stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone, (other then other assclowns) think this about them.
by Crotchety Old Grouch May 16, 2020
Get the assclownmug. by DocDrill’N’Fill June 20, 2019
Get the Assclownmug. by Bil Gener June 1, 2012
Get the bald assclownmug. LordOfTheDunes
by SuperMegaAsshole October 9, 2021
Get the Assclownmug. When a girl wearing heavy makeup eats someone’s booty and leaves makeup marks on the ass of which they were eating
by Ohstinkytoes June 11, 2018
Get the Assclownmug.