Hobbs

A fraudulently placed Governor who knowingly lost an election yet swore herself into office anyway.

Arizona is run by a Hobbs who lost in a landslide.

by Whatzupp January 25, 2023

Abigail Hobbs

literally the coolest person ever. she has no ear. please help

abigail hobbs is so cool and sexy

by rathuks November 23, 2021

Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.

Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.

by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020

hobb goblin

Having a massive dick patty

My hobb goblin is was too wide

by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014

Hobbs Pull

The act of charging into a group of mobs in World of Warcraft grabbing as many as you can possibly handle then finishing them off with Area of effect abilities such as Blizzard, Consecrate, Hurricane, etc.

Made famous by Hobbs the paladin who has helped countless lower level players get some gold and experience as well as help other people make gold with his videos.

Best done with a tanking class any of which can do such a pull very effectively some better than others depending on where you are at.

Toon1: Dude, i need to level up quickly.

Toon2: Just ask someone to Hobbs Pull you through an instance its probably the best way to get experience!

by Slashbow August 8, 2010

Hobbes

A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.

Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.

by Bobtomato June 27, 2018

Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.

Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.

by QuacksO December 14, 2023