Alek

Alek can destroy you in one sentence and cause your entire world to crumble. You will discover the true meaning of entropy when you meet an Alek. If you thought you knew pain, think again. Usually nice tho and generally shorter in stature.

Person 1: “Wow! Alek is really burning down the stage with those sick guitar riffs!”

Person 2: “And he’s a really good Dad!”

by FF5fanatic November 22, 2021

Alek

A person who likes Priuses . Nothing else he just likes cars.

Someone: Hey its Alek.
Alek: Hey have you herd of the new Toyota Prius Model?

by A Future Prius Owner November 21, 2021

alek dick

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.

Alek dick is very big

by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021

Alek

Alek is a gypsy man who is very cheap.He thinks that he is perfect and also that he is right but in the end all his opinions about him are faults.He tries to copy other people but he ends like shit.

Who is this gandon?He must be Alek!

by AlekBigLoqe November 20, 2021

Alek

a guy you find in a ally way that got kicked out of his parents house cause he's retarded and eats crumbs on the floor and pays crack whores money and turns them into prostitues

who's that hobo retard?
it's alek 😂

by sheldon 2014 November 21, 2021

Magn og Aleks lejlighed

Used to describe really disgusting and unhygienic apartments.

"Eww, that apartment looks like Magn og Aleks lejlighed"

by Bunnerlol October 20, 2021

Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this

“Hey look its alek”
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t”
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”

by Mr. know it all knowledge June 21, 2021