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alek dick

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.
Alek dick is very big
by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021
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Alek

An alek can be used as an adjective or noun, the word alek simply refers to mentally ill monkeys that have no life. The word alek also infers that of the phrase, “smart alek”, this is telling someone that you are being overly informative, and they want you to kill yourself because you are making smartass comments, you piece of actual human trash I hope you never find happiness and ki-, sorry about that.
Die alek.
by Isjdjsnskwmskdndgsbn December 3, 2020
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Alek Jakubiak

Is used to describe one with a sick cunt attitude, who posseses a massive schlong
issey- "i feel like alek jakubiak in me!"
by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 26, 2010
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Aleks

A 50% Bulgarian and 50% English white person who is thin as fuck and hates life
Nown:

I saw a Aleks in school
by AF248248 June 27, 2019
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Alek

Very tall and very sexy man with a huge dick. Most people would be lucky to have an Alek in their lives.
Gurl1: OMG HE SUCH AN ALEK!
Gurl2: I KNOW RIGHT!
by UglyFatBoy98 January 30, 2025
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Aleks

A complete selfish dick, someone who should choke on the blanket he pissed on.
Hey, Aleks!
by iamanapplepen April 3, 2019
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Aleks

A greek boy who has many boyfriends.
DUDE 1: hey have you heard of aleks?

dude 2: no

dude 1: he’s gay
by THEFAXMACHINE February 14, 2021
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