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Alberto

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.
by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022
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Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.
Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)
by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021
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Alberto

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck
by Fstasfboi November 23, 2021
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Alberto

Yea that guy alberto is a sicko
by Posiden537 November 22, 2021
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Carlo Alberto

Carlo Alberto has got more moneyz than you
by Sberro747 November 21, 2021
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Den Alberto machen

Wenn man eine Person öfters versetzt obwohl man bereits zugesagt hat.
A: "Wann kommt Lucas?"
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."
by Scheffendi May 25, 2020
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alberto ruiz

Alberto ruiz jr also reffered as mexican or a (beiner). Is a dude who will do nothing for u. Also, doesnt give a shit about nothing. This fool is funny and a little sensitive. He's always on drugs and always getting kicked out of his home.
Bruh he acting like if he was alberto ruiz
by Fuck boi berto September 6, 2016
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