Alberto

Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.

Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar

by statefarm_official March 27, 2022

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Alberto

Super hot guy but I don't like him much, like he is cool, good sense of humour and all but damn is he hot

Imagine being like Alberto, couldn't be me

by anonymous July 5, 2022

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products

Alberto-Culver was purchased by consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Den Alberto machen

Wenn man eine Person öfters versetzt obwohl man bereits zugesagt hat.

A: "Wann kommt Lucas?"
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."

by Scheffendi May 25, 2020

alberto ruiz

Alberto ruiz jr also reffered as mexican or a (beiner). Is a dude who will do nothing for u. Also, doesnt give a shit about nothing. This fool is funny and a little sensitive. He's always on drugs and always getting kicked out of his home.

Bruh he acting like if he was alberto ruiz

by Fuck boi berto September 6, 2016

Alberto

Alberto or MrFlimFlam or Flamingo or Albert is a YouTuber who plays Roblox and screams into his mic and has a foam friend named Felipe. He has also been known to mention depression and suffering.

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Alberto
Guy 2: No
Guy 1:W A T C H H I M
Guy 2: ok

by OpusLT November 5, 2020