Alberto Martinez

A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic

girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.

by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products under such brands

In 2005, the Alberto-Culver company bought out Nexxus, a salon hair care company established in 1979

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Alberto-Culver

an American corporation with international sales whose principal business was manufacturing hair and skin beauty care products

Alberto-Culver was purchased by consumer goods company Unilever on September 27, 2010 for US$3.7 billion

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

Philly Alberto

The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.

Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 21, 2006