Adam

a fully retarded 11 year old that plays halo and is always mic spamming. Also will remain single for his whole 30 year life. Often told to kill his self.
Dude this ADAM needs to stfu.
by | Akoferino | March 08, 2016
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Adam is retarded
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The best of the best cause he is the first. Very good looking no matter what he got on. Knows what to say and at the right time. Whatever you do though. Dont ask why. But eventually youll get the answer your looking for.
I just on my way home. And bam Adamed!!
by Sunriseskye July 16, 2017
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Usually a really slick player. Will never settle down. Untrustworthy and unfaithful when in a relationship. Gets around.
Person: Did you hear Adam cheated on his girlfriend with her best friend?
by Ariel199413 May 31, 2016
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A certified head-ass, dumb-ass, as well as bitch-ass. Well worth your time if you don't mind catching ligma, he is contagious. He(or she,they) should have an Adam's Apple, if they do not, they are wild Adam's. The common Adam has frat style apparel. They can be easily identified by the hat. If they do not have a hat or dress like a frat boy, they are also wild and caution should be used. An Adam should surprise you, and they might scare you. You will find them at high schools, colleges, coffee shops, sport apparel stores, urban areas, and the such. In their free time, they play a lot of video games with occasionally twitch streaming and like to drive safely in a compact sedan. Let the Adam come to you and he will be more passive.
An Adam: "I heard so-and-so went to the hospital."
You, slightly panicked: "Wait what, are they okay?!"
An Adam: "Yeah just some chronic Ligma."
You, the naive one: "What's Ligma?"

Must I finish?
by wezbet March 04, 2019
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A fucking dumbass bitch who likes fucking people in the ass. He is super gay and trans he likes to fuck old ladies and men after pushing them down the stairs because they said he is ugly and has no fucking life. His two best friends Jack and Erika are amazing and so nice to him but really he is a shitty person who the only girl who would ever like him is his mum who really, he is adopted.
"OMG I FUCKING HATE ADAM"
by Marblemaestro June 29, 2022
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