armenian

Not white but likes to pretend they are.

Guy 1: Salid was telling everyone that he's white
Guy 2: What?! He's Armenian! What's he playing at?
Guy 1: He's trying to bang a white chick.

by truth master November 2, 2010

Armenian Dry Socket

A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"

by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

Armenia

Beautiful country that had gone through a genocide.
Armenians are the funniest people in the world, not to mention the nicest.
Armenian grandma's are heaven's angels.
Basterma. Enough said.

Unfortunately, this is also the country from which System of a Down was created.
This is the country's only mistake, though it is a huge one.

"I'm hungry"
"Well, we've got soujouk, basterma, basterma, basterma, basterma..."
"Oh, i see, you're Armenian"

by annix3 January 11, 2009

armenian sauna

While your in the shower with another person, preferably of the opposite sex, and when the shower gets really hot and steamy you let out a nasty fart. The fart clingings to the steam and you force the other person to breathe in your fart. Some say you can even taste the fart. i e. its the dutch oven of the shower.

To piss off your girlfriend, you fart in the shower putting her in an armenian sauna

by chass0n November 2, 2006

Armenian genocide

The Armenian genocide is where about 1 million Armenians died from the war on easter sunday, 1915 (Armenia & Turkey). A group of female children were crucified on a cross with nails in their private area, and men over 18 got sent to war. All female children got sent to a place in Turkey where rich old Turkish men raped and tortured them.

Did you know that the Armenian genocide is today?

by Danyela T. April 23, 2021

Armenian Poptart

The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.

"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."

by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009

Armenian Taco

The act of defecating inside the vaginal opening of a woman. The woman then contorts herself so she can eat the taco with the ground beef you filled it with.

Abraham Lincoln was the first to bring the Armenian Taco to the states.

by AfricanHistoryX April 3, 2011