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apostlitis

An acute condition that causes a sudden need to correct others and convince them of your moral superiority. Most commonly occurs in people who are convinced that their moral standards are absolute.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.
Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.
by Secular Prophet November 16, 2010
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apostate prophet

The apostate prophet is a youtuber who makes videos hating on Islam and religions in general, he is the peak definition of a reddit atheist.
person 1: "hey, do you watch the apostate prophet?"

person 2: "no, i have better things to do."
person 1: "agreed, he is a true reddit atheist."
by rixtertrixter August 4, 2021
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Apostle

The bestest, most wonderful, leetest gamer and teacher there is!!!
Wow, that Apostle r0xers. He kills me every round
by Jarod July 26, 2004
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apostrophe-fuck

The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances.
"No ones busy enough!!! Get to work." is a commonly used apostrophe-fuck.
by Rene Deveraux June 11, 2006
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apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.
i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!
by silentasaQ January 26, 2010
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Apostrophal comma

A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.
You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.

You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
by ellebane October 23, 2011
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Apostrafucker

A person who frequently comments on the poor grammar of others.
Someone with an overt affection for the correct usage of English, and feels compelled to share this with others
Synonym of grammar nazi
Stop being such an apostrafucker John, so what what if I used who instead of whom!
by Crackity-Jones May 19, 2016
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