Stapling

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.

Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.

by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023

French staple

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.

You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.

by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.

friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp

by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022

National Staple Bread to Tree day

A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th

hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day

by graeme Cock June 24, 2022

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

wackel staple

A peculiar German Game made for children that involves a bunny and a lot of frustration.

I hate that wackel staple

by Wackelstaple February 6, 2021