Also see: Scene Kids
1.) Someone who tries to be something that they are not
2.)Teenage boys (usually white or asian) who have Justin Bieber-style or closely shorn hair or fauxhawks, wear designer super-skinny jeans, designer skate shoes, and "vintage"-style shirts showcasing bands that they do not know about nor give a shit about (just trying to look cool). Usually seen trying to poser-jerk to shitty mainstream rap or hanging with their scene cunts, trying to look "gangsta".
Seen usually in rich, white areas.
1.) Someone who tries to be something that they are not
2.)Teenage boys (usually white or asian) who have Justin Bieber-style or closely shorn hair or fauxhawks, wear designer super-skinny jeans, designer skate shoes, and "vintage"-style shirts showcasing bands that they do not know about nor give a shit about (just trying to look cool). Usually seen trying to poser-jerk to shitty mainstream rap or hanging with their scene cunts, trying to look "gangsta".
Seen usually in rich, white areas.
Regular dude: (sees poser wearing crisp Wu-Tang Clan t-shirt) Dude, do you even know what Wu-Tang Clan is?
Poser: (in fake gangsta drawl) Fuck you, faggot! They're a band. (gives scene cunt a lecherous stare and pulls his skinny jeans down some more)
Poser: (in fake gangsta drawl) Fuck you, faggot! They're a band. (gives scene cunt a lecherous stare and pulls his skinny jeans down some more)
by RENEGADE_OF_PUNKK April 21, 2010
Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.
Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.
Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.
Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.
by PillsforIlls February 03, 2009
by Peterapples April 18, 2016
The act of trying to be what one is not, trying to relate and blend with a social group. Usually someone who is alone. Being a poser mostly consists of pretending one likes certain things, and one who acts in those one is trying to impress. It is typical for a poser to be disliked.
That Chris Bouvier is such a poser, pretending to like and do what we like and do, he is so annoying. Like that one time...
Person: Oh...Hey...
Chris: HEY GUYS! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho!
Person: Um...yes...
Person: Oh...Hey...
Chris: HEY GUYS! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho!
Person: Um...yes...
by Albert Johnson December 23, 2005
A poser is a person that has no goal to accomplish, other than to irritate those around them in desperate pleas and cries for help.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.
A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).
A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.
A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).
ect.
by Strangergirl October 12, 2005
Billy - Dude, did you go to that Manson concert last night?
Poser - TOTALLY! He was the shiz!
Billy - Oh really? What was your favorite song of his?
Poser - Uhhhhh.... i dont remember the name
Billy - Exactly.
Poser - TOTALLY! He was the shiz!
Billy - Oh really? What was your favorite song of his?
Poser - Uhhhhh.... i dont remember the name
Billy - Exactly.
by ilovejbiscuit November 21, 2007
Is a person who conforms to the ways of society. Most of the time they call others a "poser." They usually copy another persons style, music, and entertainment; and then they fuck it up.
by John Michael Johnson November 22, 2005