A literal God among men. He is an AI. If you get within a 15 meter radius of him, run away. It's not worth it. Save yourself.
That's Riley, RUN!
by Fireblitz__ January 31, 2023
by Ty is a scurvy dog May 16, 2018
Riley is a person who thinks there the funniest person in the room, he will stop at nothing to make you laugh. He Has a great personality usually he’s peaceful but get him mad and he’ll tear your head off. He is a good listener and is loyal to his friends. He has a way with girls but will have no chance of keeping them, for us is annoying and will get rejected for a more athletic guy.
Wow did you just here Riley, his terrible joke was retarded
Oh my gosh Riley is so cool but so annoying
Oh my gosh Riley is so cool but so annoying
by Muh Mike January 23, 2019
He is a short little goblin that knows where you live and will rip out your ankles when he finds you.
(person 1) Hey, be careful, I was told that there was a Riley lurking around town.
(person 2) *fucking dies because Riley took their ankles*
(person 2) *fucking dies because Riley took their ankles*
by thinec December 29, 2021
1. A unit of measure based on the erect length of a Black Irishmen's penis. It is the equivalent of one quarter of an inch, 3/8th on a good day
Phil-"Jelly Bean is an animal! Guy snorted a line 20 Rileys long!"
Ron-"How far does this panel have to move?"
Mike-"About 3 rileys, give or take"
Ron-"How far does this panel have to move?"
Mike-"About 3 rileys, give or take"
by Son of a Nerger October 27, 2016
Riley is a difficult character to explain. She is kind, happy, fun and pretty as well as very stubborn and loves breaking the rules. It may seem her sole purpose in life is to push peoples buttons but there is more to her than that. Out of everything, her siblings mean the most to her and her hot head is often cooled by being with them. She expresses her siblings as her best friends of all time and if anything were to happen to them she would be there with them. If you have a sister called Riley, never let her slip away. She will always have your back
by Peng_Names April 28, 2019
by turketmofo69 September 17, 2015