A supercomputer, if you see one, run away. He will explode your brain with all of the information that his mainframe holds. He can single handedly take over the world.
by Fireblitz__ January 30, 2023

by Ty is a scurvy dog June 6, 2018

Riley is person who will change your life once you get to know them, some people may not see his real side, because you have to be close to him. Once you do though you will realize that he is amazing, silly, intelligent, blonde, an amazing lisener, friendly, blue eyes, has good sense of humour, self-deprecating, about 5"10 and prone to being grandiose, and that's only a small amount of his qualities. Common nicknames for Riley would be; Blondy, Hunny, Hunie, Honnie, baby. This person will put people he cares about before him and is always willing to help others, but that doesn't mean he'll let people walk all over him, a Riley is a good listener, and will be there for you through thick and thin. He is a try hard (a good version) and doesn't like to admit it, you will definitely notice how much your life improve if you have a Riley in it.
by ××Shorty×× December 6, 2018

1. A unit of measure based on the erect length of a Black Irishmen's penis. It is the equivalent of one quarter of an inch, 3/8th on a good day
Phil-"Jelly Bean is an animal! Guy snorted a line 20 Rileys long!"
Ron-"How far does this panel have to move?"
Mike-"About 3 rileys, give or take"
Ron-"How far does this panel have to move?"
Mike-"About 3 rileys, give or take"
by Son of a Nerger October 27, 2016

Riley is a difficult character to explain. She is kind, happy, fun and pretty as well as very stubborn and loves breaking the rules. It may seem her sole purpose in life is to push peoples buttons but there is more to her than that. Out of everything, her siblings mean the most to her and her hot head is often cooled by being with them. She expresses her siblings as her best friends of all time and if anything were to happen to them she would be there with them. If you have a sister called Riley, never let her slip away. She will always have your back
by Peng_Names April 28, 2019

by turketmofo69 October 30, 2015
