October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019

October 26

A day where you roast your crush/ ex

Ex/ crush :I bet you're dating your dad/mum
You: atleast I have a dad
Or
Ex/crush: It's October 26th idiot
You: You can't talk about your personality in mirror

by Jeffery The Tree October 16, 2020

October 26

Girls should give any boys that ask for money

Today’s October 26! Money please!!!

by Therandomperson123 October 23, 2019

October 26

National Hug and hold hands day with yo BF or GF

Boy: it's October 26
Girl: ok

Boy: give me your hand

*holds hand*

Girl: Aww

*blushes*

*and give her a hug*

by MAV Coffee October 25, 2019

October 26

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it

EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”

by Bobthecreeper2008 October 21, 2019

October 26

This day is called: Call your best friend sen day, aka October 26th.

on this day you must refer to your best friend(s) as one of the following: senor, sensei, senpai, or senorita. this is not optional.

Me: Hi senorita!
My best friend: What are you talking about?

Me: It's October 26th, which is call your best friend sen day!

by ElleCake October 23, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.

me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.

by The CandyMan hehe October 23, 2019