Wombly Bits

Vernacular phrase for male genitalia

"That guy's girlfriend lopped off his wombly bits."

by B. Blizzard June 24, 2021

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.

ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!

Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."

by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019

Womble

1. (Noun) A tiny fictional animal from a British '70s show.
2.(Verb) To wander calmly and casually

"Wanna go for a womble?"
"I've got dibs on the skin, I'll make myself some lovely womble slippers,"

by Hairy_Putin November 20, 2016

wombled cock

a dick that has nut and been milked so much that it can nut no more.

that twink gave me a wombled cock, might as well have been an incubus...

by limelipslover August 5, 2025

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble May 11, 2018