Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019

White Noise

The use of false narratives in the media to distract the planetary collective at large, specifically towards focusing on false details of a story that otherwise is or might be true.

I get the sense that there is still a lot of white noise around the events that occurred on 911... Welcome to United States of Amnesia.😒

by Coolcandle September 12, 2019

Noise Bot

Those stupid ads to the right on UD. The girls are mega ugly. Especially the one with the green shirt and the giant fat ears that stick out. And their shirts are lame as hell.

That chick over there is ugly as hell. Noise Bot's shirts suck.

by Lynnster February 26, 2009

whale noises

The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!

Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"

by whalenoises123 September 12, 2010

Jungle noise

nigger rap hip-hop ice cube and other nigger sound

turn down that jungle noise

by mc aka pig fucker October 7, 2008

loud noises

A euphemism used typically on the internet at the time when a person is abusing caps. The term comes from the movie Anchorman when the characters in the movie are arguing loudly and the character Brick suddenly screams LOUD NOISES at random.

Noob: OMG WTF DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT? ALL YOU DO IS PISS PEOPLE OFF AND MAKE ME MAD OMG GTFO.
Troll: LOUD NOISES.

by Amuzani March 5, 2012

white noise

(Repeater Term) is a scientific term used to describe a spectrum of broad band noise generated in a receiver's detector and sampled to control the receiver's squelch. This term is often incorrectly used in repeater work to describe the sounds heard when the received transmission is noisy and hard to understand, usually attributed to a weak signal and the repeater receiver limiters are not engaged.

Many people do not understand the correct usage of 'white noise'

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004