(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018
When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."
by simon pottasy July 30, 2023
Bob: I used a hot rachet to loosen lauran's button on her pants last night.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
by tooturnttimmy January 05, 2014
Free range, all natural, hand-forged, long burning fire starters. Flagship of GingerSnap Enterprises GSE, with the sole purpose of getting you LIT every time!
by GingerSnap-Enterprises January 12, 2023
Fresh poo straight from the person laying it.
Another is when someone farts and it smells like fresh dookie.
Another is when someone farts and it smells like fresh dookie.
1.noun/ That man laid a fat Hot Cake and didn’t even flush!
2.adjective/ Bruh whoever farted, it smells like some hot cakes up in here!
2.adjective/ Bruh whoever farted, it smells like some hot cakes up in here!
by HipSayings June 28, 2019
A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
by Parsil March 22, 2020
A man within a relationship who, with the approval and encouragement of his partner, engages sexually with others, typically while the partner observes as a voyeur. The "hot-husband" may exhibit varying degrees of dominance or submissiveness within the primary relationship and is showcased and motivated to have sexual interactions outside of it. The term encompasses a spectrum of behaviors and dynamics, but central to the concept is the partner's pivotal role in directing and deriving pleasure from the "hot-husband's" external sexual encounters. The involvement of the partner may range from observation (i.e. in-person / filmed / detailed story-telling / etc.) to participation, with distinctions made from swinging based on the nature and context of the interactions.
Ever since they embraced the hot husband lifestyle, Kevin felt a newfound sense of freedom and excitement, knowing his partner not only approved but was also actively involved in orchestrating his external sexual encounters.
In their exploration of non-traditional relationship dynamics, Alex identified as a hot husband, relishing the freedom and support his partner offered in pursuing sexual encounters with others, while his partner enjoyed the thrill of observing and guiding these adventures.
“Yeah, we can fuck. You’re going to have to ask my partner first - he’s got to approve and he’s going to watch it all go down.”
“My bf is away for work and I have a hall-pass to fuck, but only if we film. We live that hot husband life and I get off on getting him off with my shenanigans.”
In their exploration of non-traditional relationship dynamics, Alex identified as a hot husband, relishing the freedom and support his partner offered in pursuing sexual encounters with others, while his partner enjoyed the thrill of observing and guiding these adventures.
“Yeah, we can fuck. You’re going to have to ask my partner first - he’s got to approve and he’s going to watch it all go down.”
“My bf is away for work and I have a hall-pass to fuck, but only if we film. We live that hot husband life and I get off on getting him off with my shenanigans.”
by Very Vers January 04, 2024