Caiden Syndrome

Mostly a white American Minnesotan democrat who gets offended really easily and behaves two faced to get his way.
Example of a Person with Caiden Syndrome

Person a: wah wah wah
Person b: I’m leaving this server and blocking you, you are just a bitch who just never gives up. You’re such a BIGOT!!
Person a: bro chill I was joking
by DemocratHater95 March 20, 2024
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Lead Syndrome

When a male or female lead in a musical, play, or any type of production, falls for the other, and begin taking their in-state romance to their personal lives.
"Oh man, I just got the lead for the musical! You'll never guess who got the female lead! That cute girl from English class. Maybe I'll have a shot if she catches a bad case of lead syndrome"
by Trzn October 26, 2018
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Furlough Syndrome

Similar to the effects of Stockholm Syndrome

This describes people who have been put on furlough that now face the grim prospect of returning to work after months of government funded drinking but would rather not.

Now people are becoming accustomed to their new way of life of being paid to be philosophical and wake up in the mid afternoon their dreams are shattered at there boss phones to say we’re open again and you’ll have to earn your money. This call would have been welcomed in the before times instead of redundancy , but now you’ve had the greener grass, you’d rather stay home with your family and maybe have a go on the washing up.

For the last few weeks the most taxing thing that’s happened is an awkward handover from a food delivery driver, almost like they were handing over a primed dirty bomb, once the box is inside and had a quick going over with some antibac your laughing.

Sadly this greener grass is wilting though and the treasury is out of cash to keep it going. You need to cut your own hair to look reasonable and order some overpriced masks to protect yourself and head out on an expedition to the office (insert soiling sound)

Stay safe
Worker 1: Garry not coming back to work then?

Worker 2: No, he got Furlough Syndrome and couldn’t face coming back. He’s on universal credit until he feels “less stressed..... and sober”
by Mr roborobo May 11, 2020
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Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.
I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!
by TaurusDude999 December 27, 2023
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koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.
That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.
by Copa Cop June 22, 2010
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Medler's Syndrome

When an ok looking girl goes out with a guy and then when he breaks up with her she turns ugly and psychotic. This was named after a high school student that had to get a restraining order from his crazy ex-girlfriend.
Guy 1: Yo you should totally hook up with Tara, she's so easy
Guy 2: Nah, that bitch got Medler's Syndrome
by PussyhunterBarzillay September 23, 2016
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Biden Blame Syndrome

Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is an inclination to disproportionately blame President Biden for a range of issues, regardless of his actual involvement. Those with BBS often fixate on Biden as a convenient scapegoat, attributing undue blame to him even when other factors or individuals are more responsible
Blaming Biden for greedflation? Classic case of Biden Blame Syndrome right there.
by The New Option April 11, 2024
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