German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021

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Belli Syndrome

When you can't resist the urge to say "sussy baka"

Example of Belli Syndrome: "Have you seen William? He's such a sussy baka UwU Ara Ara"

by Maybe I am a Claus August 1, 2021

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Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.

- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.

by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021

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Kiibomaeda syndrome

A syndrome where you fall in love with dilfs

Most common cause is being exposed to Kiibomaeda's posts of dilfs with no caption. You might resent the posts at first, but with more exposure over time you will develop the syndrome

"Almond cookie is a dilf 🤤"
"You got Kiibomaeda syndrome or something? 🤨"

by ScaredKidd0 August 3, 2021

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