horny man (lucas)

calls random women mummy

try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons

has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player

supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium

thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂

do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

Arizona penis man

A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.

Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes

by Vergilschair January 24, 2023

dead man sesh

When someone has a party but doesn't invite everyone who is part of the regular group. This causes the sesh to be boring as major people aren't there so it's awkward and uneventful.

Why is Lizzie having a dead man sesh? I heard she's only inviting 10 people what a joke

You didn't miss anything at the party it was a dead man sesh

by vxnxs77 February 25, 2022

Scotty the Handy Man

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing

Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.

by Fergus June 19, 2004

Big man Lee

Biggest nonce in all of UK

Did you hear about Big man Lee?

by KiedyMcCreedy December 20, 2020

Frozen Man Syndrom

Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.

She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"

by Fishman67 June 2, 2020

mr money man

when u spend all your money on drip, AKA Harry Ricketts, a sexy mother fucker. He plugs bare tings and is sick.

harry ricketts is "mr money man"

by harry ricketts June 6, 2019