Dirty Gallegos

When there is no doo in your girls boo, just jam two fingers from both hands(double barrel)in her butt, and then swish them around in her mouth. Then, smear it across the top of her lips from both sides, and you have yourself a dirty gallegos.

Giving your girl a Dirty Gallegos gives the appearance of a light blonde mustache on her face.

by Dirty Juan Jose Gallegos July 20, 2008

dirty kari

Pull out your tampon while you’re man is sleeping and slap him with it until he looks like the joker.

I’m gonna pull a dirty Kari on my beau.

by Mydickisthetruth669 July 7, 2019

Dirty Janine

The insertion of a live eel in the rectum during sex.

I so gave Janine a dirty Janine last night, I don’t know who squirmed more, her or the eel.

by Domdeloease May 21, 2019

Dirty Mika

A guy that’s got a ball sack that smells like a mix of 2 week old clam chowder, an offensive lineman’s girdle after they just lost a semi final and dumpster juice.

I was about to sleep with this cute guy from college but when I pulled his pants down I realised he was a dirty Mika, so I said I my son Aiden was ill and left!

by DirtyPossum April 28, 2020

Dirty Mushroom

When a guy takes his hard dick, after having anal sex and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his penis. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.

That stupid bitch pissed me off so I stuck it in her ass and then gave her a nice Dirty Mushroom

by zack dazuk July 7, 2011

Dirty Bird

A nasty, grosse, just all around disgusting woman. Most commonly refered to as a skank. A dirty bird can be found in all types of setting: office, retail, high school, college, military (most have been found here). A dirty bird usually think she is not a dirty bird or skank and always laughs when someone calls her that. In all reality the people are not joking and really do think she is a nasty piece of shit.

Also if said woman is white and likes black men, then she is one of the biggest dirty birds of all time.

Smith: I saw this one goat giving it to another goat and it turned me on.
Others: You are a fucking dirty bird!
Smith: lol I love you guys:

Samith walks away.

Guy 1: Does she think we are joking?
Guy 2: Probably, but we totally aren't, shes a nasty skank.

by CoUnMe April 24, 2010

dirty bird

When a girl gives two handjobs at once, while bending over, so it looks like her arms are flapping wings, while another guy pounds her from behind, making her squawk like a bird.

Dude, we should totally get that girl to dirty bird us.

by Jimmy-Jones August 21, 2007