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Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit
S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016
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cock

cock
by Fortnite kid691234 September 16, 2021
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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
by karrot November 22, 2021
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Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.
That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso May 29, 2018
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Cock

1. Another word for penis or dick.

2. A roster
3. BWC or BBC
Jim: Hey bob come over later so we can watch a movie
Bob: Shut the fuck up and suck my cock
Jim: I'm not gay

Bob: Yeah but you still like cock, huh.
by TheBigCheese233 October 25, 2017
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Cock destroyer

When a person sends a man to hospital after riding him red raw
Grace rode him so hard his dad had to take him to a&e, she’s a cock destroyer
by Jacob maxwell jr January 16, 2025
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cock all

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021
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