cock puddy

A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus

I can't believe I shed my cock puddy and that bitch still sucked me off

by King Walker February 11, 2017

Monster Cock

A word to describe Kevin alonzo’s monster cock

“Damn, my sister has a monster cock”

by KuteKorean July 15, 2021

jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.

"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"

by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013

Lead Cock

Lead Cock is what happens when you inhale, ingest, or otherwise intake lead into your body, and having it result in you losing your ability to have an erection. Hence the name Lead Cock.

"I told tommy to hold off on soldering, told him those fumes would give 'em lead cock, and it did"

by TF3 Confirmed February 9, 2021