Balls

The droopy matter that weighs between -0.1 grams to 15 gigatonnes. This riveting black/white solid substance is typically found in male specimens, behind their long/short sticks which many people are insecure about. (Don't lie, I know it's 2 inches). A second definition would be used to describe one's bravery.

Sanjay's big bubalicious balls make him look like a big chungus.
Bro, Thaqif got some big balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins!
He got some balls!
He's got so much hair his balls are concealed beneath his hair!

by Gigaindianchad May 16, 2022

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Balls drop

totally not means puberty but instead means becoming infertile

"dude, your balls dropped after Vanessa left you Danny"

by michael bernay May 17, 2022

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Balls Examinator

A man who examines balls for a living.

Yesterday I went to the Balls Examinator, turns out I have testicular cancer.

by The balls examinator May 17, 2022

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Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.

Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.

by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022

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