huge fucking cock

a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.

thats one huge fucking cock. im going to jelq to get a cock like that.

by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024

cock sucking motherfucker

my brother

my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker

by dickinyourbooty October 1, 2021

Cock fight

When you and a friend whip out your cocks and start sword fighting each other.

Me:Me and James had a cock fight yesterday

John:Oh wow that’s so sick!

by George Looney IV December 2, 2022

Cock Waddle

A dickwad

The player Raekor in DDO is enigmatic of a Cock Waddle

by HeyZeus97 October 17, 2025

Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.

Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!

by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021

Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

cock worms

These are the veins that bulge up on a penis when it is hard.

The porn stars cock worms were the largest I have ever seen!

by dr rocket December 9, 2018