Fungus Balls

Synonym for Jock Itch.

Dude, thsee fungus balls are killing me.

by LysaJo December 30, 2015

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bum ball

when someone has really bumpy skin on their balls

my boyfriend has bum balls after seeing for the first time

by Yourdailydoseofdictionary June 13, 2023

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In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

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Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

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Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017

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Expression; usually a negative situation described with artificial enthusiasm. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, often described to others with a fake smile or grin. Extension of Balls McGee.

"That guy just put a dent in my car. Woohoo! BallsMcGlee!"

"She went crazy, broke my phone and locked me out. Good thing I only live 5 miles away. Balls McGlee!"

by Mr McGlee May 7, 2013

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