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Swift May Wind

When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.
When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.
by Teekey Bear November 8, 2009
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running down wind

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.

An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.
"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"

"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
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three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015
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Bucket of Wind

The best up-and-coming podcast on the interwebs. The show is currently available on YouTube, Podbean, and GooglePlay - Coming soon to iTunes!
Bucket of Wind is my absolute favorite podcast!
by Bucketofwind January 31, 2018
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Tech Week Widow

Someone wo is the spouse or significant other of a theatre nerd during what cast and crew call tech week. When the theatre nerd is exhausted and gone all week and is basically dead leaving behind their widow of the week.
The show is coming up soon, I am about to be a tech week widow in a few days, I really miss them.”
by NerdBerd May 29, 2018
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Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
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Knight of the Wind

1. The song created by Crush 40 as the main theme of "Sonic and The Black Knight"

2. The name given to Sonic the Hedgehog by Sir Percival
1. "And I live to rule by the sword
Slashing through the every inch of the power
The power in you

As I sit, as I stand by the table I command
My kingdom
I'm the knight of the wind"

2."Impressive, O Knight of the Wind."
—Percival while fighting Sonic, Sonic and the Black Knight.
by Baboiminion May 28, 2021
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