Todd: We’re done for now.
Fred: Well…
Todd: Well, is a deep subject for shallow minds.
Fred: How
Todd: When you say, Well, there is a great pause for eternal thinking.
Fred: Well…
Todd: Well, is a deep subject for shallow minds.
Fred: How
Todd: When you say, Well, there is a great pause for eternal thinking.
by Pope Juan Paul the 2nd March 30, 2024

Wells is a genetically modified strain of E-TMA. It too has a fatality rate of 100%. It passes from person to person through verbal communication.
+Did you hear about wells disease?
-What is wells?
+Wells my dick fit in your mouth?
+Did you hear about wells disease?
-What is wells?
+Wells my dick fit in your mouth?
Wells you sugma balls?
by User696969420696969 September 27, 2023

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.
Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.
Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.
Original:
Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!
In a dramatic situation:
Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!
Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!
In a dramatic situation:
Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!
by Lil remains gon make a stang August 5, 2021

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.
Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.
by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
