wanker

When someone is playing the same game 24/7, thus wanking it dry

i can't believe he defeated me that easily, what a wanker, he's probably tied to his chair!

by tishafeed November 16, 2019

wallet wanker

Wallet wanker- a rich Jewish person known for bieng rich and bragging about it.

"You know that Howard kid he's such a wallet wanker"

by TheHammockMan March 29, 2016

Wonka Wanker

1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.

2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.

3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.

4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.

1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom

2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."

3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."

4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.

by Wallaytism April 26, 2010

Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle

Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker

by Not.me.definitely January 03, 2022

Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

Poop Wanker

Pejorative for the late Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker (1973-2013), which is used by the detractors to express desdain towards F&F fanboys (including those who make replicas of the cars driven by one of the characters, Brian O'Conner).

Guy 1: "Heya, look at my perfectly accurate replica of Paul Walker's Supra! I can't wait to beat Ferraris!"
Guy 2: "Ugh, another Poop Wanker wannabe."
Guy 1: "Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Cody D. Buni October 10, 2022

Waterbury Wanker

When you have a tiny, ginger micropenis and are also a molester

Don’t be a Waterbury wanker bro. A complete and total monkey spanker

by Rick Junk April 17, 2024