When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chicken also known as jacking off
Paul-What are you doing tonight?
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL
Aaron-Oh I don't know what are you doing U + Ur hand tonight!
Paul-Keep that on the DL
by Eric and Robin December 21, 2007
Get the U + Ur Hand mug. Greatest song by Katy Perry. It's basically about emo boys....it doesn't call them emo, but it describes a classic emo boy.
"I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jacking off listening to Mozart. You bitch and moan about LA, wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway. You don't eat meat and you drive electrical cars, you're so indie rock it's almost an art. you need SPF45 just to stay alive.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys. you're so sad, u should buy a happy meal. you're so skinny you should really supersize the deal. secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you. I'm so mean cause I can't get you out of your head. I'm so angry cause you'd rather myspace instead. I can't believe I fell in love with some one that wears more make up than..you walk around like you're oh so debonair. you pull them down and there's really nothing there. I wish that you would just be real with me.
ur so gay and you don't even like boys. no you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like...penis"
by tramaqueen April 9, 2009
Get the ur so gaymug. Kid 1: “You know, I would roast you, but you’re too fat to fit in the oven.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”
12-year-old idiot: “Ugh, ur mom gay.”
by minecraftgekyumescircumcision April 23, 2018
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by Animal crossing god May 5, 2020
Get the Ur bad kidmug. Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family
100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
The best out of the family
100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u
(Explodes into paper)
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u
(Explodes into paper)
by Its ur boi May 13, 2018
Get the ur date straightmug. Worse then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny together. If you say this, the person yuo sayd it to will get a homo homie.
Greg: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur granny tranny
Karl: Ur homie homo
Greg: faints
*greg becomes sid from stone age and accidentally kills himself with a tactical shotgun*
Karl: Ur homie homo
Greg: faints
*greg becomes sid from stone age and accidentally kills himself with a tactical shotgun*
by Homie thye homo March 15, 2018
Get the Ur homie homomug.