The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)
5) Relationship (R)
...and dependent on the combination of variables where:
B = H+ F where H or F can come first
(F + D) > or = H
The spectrum of variables:
F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
by moon&gwangster September 9, 2020
Get the Wang-Baatar Theorymug. there isn't much information about Mike Wang 2
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang
he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang
he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.
he can shoot laser eyes too
but we know that he is either from an alternate universe or is a clone of the original Mike wang
he carries many of the similar traits of the original Mike Wang with the difference being he has been genetically modified to become the purest form of Mike wang
he is more manipulative and composed and can think better under pressure compared to the first version of Mike Wang.
he can shoot laser eyes too
Mike Wang 1: *spams racial slurs*
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1
Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀
messi: *kicks a soccer ball*
Ronaldo: suiiiii
ishowspeed: *barking*
MIke Wang 2 pulls up and everything goes quiet that's how you know he's here
phonk aura edit
Mike Wang 2 glances at Mike Wang 1
Mike Wang 1 *stuttering and shaking*: h-hey
Mike Wang 2 smirks and walks slow and composed.
aura 💀
by Mike Wang Toronto Earl Haig October 14, 2025
Get the Mike Wang 2mug. *after we finished eating the chef came to our table. He was cantonese and cooked authentic cantonese food so i searched up how to say "slay queen in chinese" and a woman on the internet said that "nu wang sha" is how you say slay queen in chinese so i gave the cghef a confident smile and confidently said* Nu wang sha! *he gave an awkward smile i hope he understood the compliment*
by h34r7l355 December 13, 2024
Get the Nu wang shamug. by vickysfan January 30, 2022
Get the Vicky Wangmug. by Linziana March 9, 2008
Get the wangmug. When a man eats too much curry (Penang sweet curry) and their penis, also known as a wanger or wang, smells like curry.
My boyfriend ate so much curry yesterday when we had Thai food for lunch and later that night during sex I smelled his Penang Wang.
by Swaggy mcswagger February 12, 2019
Get the Penang wangmug. Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.
by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022
Get the Wang dongmug.