raw waffle

When a waffle is eaten fresh out of the freezer.

I was in such a rush this morning I couldn't cook, so I just grabbed a raw waffle.

by The 7 of 7 November 2, 2018

Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.

Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"

by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

Waffle stomp

It’s where a person shits on a drain that looks like a waffle and stomps it through .

“That was the biggest waffle stomp I’ve ever seen.”

by Big donger November 16, 2019

Fishy Waffle

Stanky pussy

"That bitch had a fishy waffle. There was some stank on that pussy

by Xelandra January 25, 2016

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

Waffle Home

A waffle house that ascends from the level of a mere house to a home through excellent service and amazing waffles. This distinction is most often granted between the hours of midnight and 4am, and nearly always by drunk teenagers

“This waffle house is more than a simple house, it’s a waffle HOME.”

by Waffle Home Lover January 5, 2019