An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"
She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"
Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"
Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"
by El.gallo.bonita January 22, 2024
by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023
An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.
The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.
Milly: What is that horrible smell?
Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.
Milly: What is that horrible smell?
Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 16, 2020
by Killianchair July 15, 2022
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a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet
by yupthegardai February 21, 2019