A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013
Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
by NTD is me February 13, 2021
by Kingvantheman January 27, 2024
Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing
by Fart master flash November 29, 2013
The tinkle tube is a tool, used by people to pee in situations like a place that lacks a bathroom, or a place where a bathroom is always occupied and you can’t hold your piss long in your body, or if your so lazy that you don’t wanna go all the way to the bathroom. Typically, this device is a small, funnel-shaped tube or similar contraption that allows a person to relieve themselves in public or while traveling, with the urine being directed outside (e.g., out of your bedroom window or out of a car window, through a specially designed outlet). It is often used in outdoor adventures, long road trips, or in situations where privacy and convenience are needed. The term "tinkle tube" is derived from the colloquial term "tinkle," meaning to urinate.
“If there was a zombie apocalypse where people would been hiding in their rooms for survival, the tinkle tube is a very useful tool, for guys it would be easy to use (you know the anatomy, pen15 and stuff) females may struggle to use it since their anatomy like the v461na.”
by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025
Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.
Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.
0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”
0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”
0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”
by Steeeel pain March 08, 2020