Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

Captain Wieman

Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"

Arrrgh, I'd like to pull a captain wieman on that broad (or dude).

by bung luvah January 6, 2005

Captain Kelly

A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.

CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

by Becca A November 26, 2010

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

Captain Latreen

just a general insult or nickname

heys what's up Captain latreen

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

captain fluffypants

A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.

Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!

by Da Erikster December 16, 2008