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Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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Ovary Cannon

The baby came shooting out of the ovary cannon!!

Man da cannon!
by George Wellington October 2, 2011
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Cannon

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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Cannon

Cannon is a very sexy lightskin who like straight thicc bitches shaking straight ass in his face.
Damn Cannon is so fine
by Double diamonds November 20, 2023
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bullet cannon

Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.
Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!
by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024
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cannon friend

She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship
by mygodmike May 24, 2023
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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