smog on my log

when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.

"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"

ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."

by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022

nig nog log

A penis of african descent.

Girl One: Damn, did you SEEE his nig nog log????
Girl Two: Yeah, girl!!!

by I Was Jen Before You Were August 23, 2008

Rubber ice log

When your partner takes a dump in a condom and you freeze it and put it in his\her anus.

kenny will you rubber ice log me tonight?

by kenwar July 1, 2009

log

Word meaning "lots of giggles". A girly way of saying "lol"

"I think Bon Jovi is realy cute"
"log"

by 5car June 3, 2005

log cabin republican

Gay republican, doesn't make much sense.

Queeny Fag 1: omg I heard that Adam is a Republican!?

Queeny Fag 2: yep, he's a log cabin republican now.

by rzs April 27, 2006

Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.

Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010

big ass log

A huge shit someone put in the toilet

After eating beans

Hey joe did you smell Ryan's big ass log this morning.

by Loopy lamb 11 June 28, 2014