Cloud connected

Dead.

When least expected, cloud connected.

by Angrypup December 7, 2023

Cloud

Fakest shit ever u get excited and think u can jump on it and it’s fluffy but really u fall through and die ..... it’s a snake

Fuck this fake ass cloud

by Fuckclouds101 June 3, 2018

Dirt cloud

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies

Hey tommy if you make me angry one more time im gonna dirt cloud your grandma

by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022

cloud sneezer

People who sneeze when they look at the sky.

People who are extremely high.

"I heard that timmy was allergic to the sky, what a cloud sneezer."

"Did you know Jake was doing drugs in his car, I should stop hanging out with a cloud sneezer like him."

by Neatly Folded Towels July 25, 2022

Cloud

A lazy chinese person.

Cloud, get your ass off and play some games with the boys.

by Quandale Dingle I August 20, 2022

Cloud rat

Someone who attends the Melbourne club “Cloud Nine” excessively.

“Wow, he’s a cloud rat!”

by haldhob May 21, 2018

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017