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Geography teacher

A bunch of dickheads getting a bunch of unconfirmed bullshit trough your head.
-Wow what a bitch!
-Dude she’s worst then my geography teacher!
by Thelocalbitchboy May 11, 2022
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Instagram Teacher

An older sibling who has social media and teaches you how to use it properly, or insists on you getting it so they can do so.
"Yo, my instagram teacher just taught me how to use a filter!"

"Man, I wish my older brother was an instagram teacher"
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keefe tech

Keefe Tech: A high-school in Framingham where multiple towns can go to. There's a lot of vaping, smoking and weed on premises. The kids here are very disrespectful as to make themselves look tougher. Keefe Tech is also known ad Queef tech by it's students. (THIS IS A WARNING)When Brazil looses a game STAY CLEAR OF KEEFE TECH!
Wow you go to keefe tech... that must suck.
by Ganggangog February 27, 2023
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Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.
Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO
by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023
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Science teacher

A science teacher is someone who teaches science to a group of people usually students. They are usually stubborn and impatient and tend to make there students do useless things called "labs". They are super important in our education.
My science teacher, Miss Durdia is a stubborn bitch who teaches us nothing but how to survive her annoying ass.
by Very angry student June 8, 2023
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The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.
Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.
by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023
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Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.
Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."
by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013
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