Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.

Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!

by Duke3478 November 4, 2020

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taint sack

The inflamed portion between the nutsac and the asshole of a man, because of extreme vaginitis.

When a man comes to a person with problems, and you tell him to not be a Taint sack due to vaginitis.

by Manfury July 20, 2016

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Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

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Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

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Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.

Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.

by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024

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