A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
Get the royal flushmug. by Courtney Aranyos April 6, 2017
Get the Royal Purplemug. noun
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
by Loveconquersall777 June 14, 2025
Get the Sara Royalemug. Eww, what a faggy band. I can’t believe thousands of disturbed disaffected teenagers around the world listen to this garbage band. It’s poisoning their minds. Their music is utterly disgusting and atrocious. Clearly the people that like or listen to this god awful band are talentless miserable losers who will never amount to anything in their lives. See: lost cause
This band speaks for the disaffected but talentless thousands; It’s no wonder these days disturbed teenagers around the world carry the lyrics of this band clutched tightly to their chests.
This band is just another one of those hypocritical unoriginal, lame-ass, anti-establishment, counter culture, hyper schlocky dime a dozen punk rock/indie/underground “anti-establishment” cookie cutter bands.
Many Gen Z’ers think that this band is good music, when in reality it is nothing more than rehashed 1976 Punk rock. Only more watered-down and radio friendly, and less creative.
(Are people these days THAT stupid? Sigh… I guess they are.)
This band speaks for the disaffected but talentless thousands; It’s no wonder these days disturbed teenagers around the world carry the lyrics of this band clutched tightly to their chests.
This band is just another one of those hypocritical unoriginal, lame-ass, anti-establishment, counter culture, hyper schlocky dime a dozen punk rock/indie/underground “anti-establishment” cookie cutter bands.
Many Gen Z’ers think that this band is good music, when in reality it is nothing more than rehashed 1976 Punk rock. Only more watered-down and radio friendly, and less creative.
(Are people these days THAT stupid? Sigh… I guess they are.)
by Death Menace May 14, 2023
Get the Palaye Royalemug. 
by Goose396 December 9, 2017
Get the Royal Houghtonmug. by Brit Oxford November 23, 2021
Get the Delhi Royalemug.