Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
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by RICK J Olsen December 12, 2016
Richard Harris is the living example of hair receding and the creation of a "5 head" or an extended bald brow I.e slap head
by Hillmania June 24, 2019
by Super Krazy May 01, 2025
A talented but severely underrated professional wrestler best known for his time in WWE and in ECW, where he was part of the famous New World Order parody, the Blue World Order. His wrestling skills are amazing, his promos are kinda "eh..." and his Dr. Stevie gimmick sucked the biggest hairiest balls known to mankind.
Joey Styles, ECW et. 1995: When we return, Stevie Richards goes one on one with Dungeon of Doom member Kamala.
by Pickle28 March 28, 2022
Richard Reed someone who is not vary bright. And that his Richardness will rub off on you. Where you become not so vary smart.
by Phantomrantom May 09, 2022