WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.

1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.

by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017

Relationship

Something the girl wants but a guy can never commit to bc n*gas ain’t shit

Boy: I don’t want a relationship rn

by Mensuck69420 August 14, 2022

On A Relationship

Not being in a relationship with someone because on of you is not read, but you want to me in one with that person.

Sierra: What’s up with you and Steve?
Nicole: We are on a relationship because I broke up with Tom a week ago.

by Nickie411 August 14, 2018

Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.

My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.

by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021

Sarapocial Relationship

The inverse of a Parasocial Relationship, as coined by the vlogbrothers. The relationship a creative has with the community that they cannot truly know personally.

As a youtuber I have a sarapocial relationship with my fans

by Duke4494 November 5, 2023

Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

Relationship

Something I will never be in.

I’m a loner and will never have a relationship

by Timmy Timmy January 5, 2022