tim-hey steve, i was with rachel from down the street and she was a queef star.
steve-whats a queef star?
tim-you know, she was guarented to queef no matter what happened!
steve-whats a queef star?
tim-you know, she was guarented to queef no matter what happened!
by timmieboy October 18, 2010
by Dapoopmasta February 14, 2007
by alex December 06, 2003
by thefeesh April 26, 2010
TD: My chick wanted me to make her breakfast in bed.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice
When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.
Toch: What did you do?
TD: I brought her my queef stick on toast.
Toch: nice
When my queef stick did its magic she started laughing. Since she thought it was funny I gave her a Tony Danza.
by DJ Dirty Balls September 15, 2009
Tina's pussy was really stinky.
So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".
One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.
After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.
As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.
"It's a douche", she said.
She then asked me if she should use it.
I said "Yah, clean that shit out."
She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.
A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."
Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".
One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.
After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.
As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.
Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.
"It's a douche", she said.
She then asked me if she should use it.
I said "Yah, clean that shit out."
She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.
A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."
Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.
What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
by Wetme March 17, 2014
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