Pony

A pretty boy who seems gay but really just wants a lot of sex.

Wow Patrick is such a pony

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

pony in a bush

To meet someone at McDonald's park to fight

Pony in a bush right now

by Iknowthemeaningofthepony June 7, 2016

pony tic

A pony tail that's barely there. A very short pony tail.

Oh wow, she has a pony tic. It's squeezing the mess out of her brains!

by Klass Klown June 6, 2016

riding a pony

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

pony head

A prankster or fool. A jester.

"You goddamn Pony Head"

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016