The Gold Pill

Similar to the Red Pill, but with the major difference being that instead of accepting right-wing ideology, you accept libertarian/anarcho-capitalist ideology.

"So I've been reading a lot of Rothbard and Hoppe lately. I am becoming increasingly more anarcho-capitalist. I took The Gold Pill."

by Cynical Corgi December 13, 2024

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Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 12, 2022

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Marker-Pilled

Could be anything, or nothing

“That smushed frog is Marker-Pilled”

by Googlesnorg November 14, 2023

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kaylee pill

Many people are familiar of the Chris Pill, something to guide both Chris's and Non-Chris's to beauty, wealth, and love. Chris's are thought of as a cosmic deity in the Chris Pill religion, but I've noticed that me, being a god myself, has no religion yet to worship and praise me, so I've decided to fix it.

The Kaylee pill is much alike the Chris Pill, but instead of only guiding it's members to solutions, it will guide them to success. It will guide it's followers to love and a better future, but not only will it guide it's followers to the solution --- it will guide YOU to the solution if you allow it.

Take the Kaylee Pill.

Redesign yourself.

Become a new you.

Become a BETTER you.

Take the Kaylee Pill, my friend. Take it and COPE.

by toskers August 02, 2021

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