Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Phantom Man

A mega simp for any females

phantom man simped for his new 16 year old neighbor

by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

The Phantom Realm

The phantom realm is where Hugh sent Jimbo in a final duel. It is usually used in a term right before you finish someone off.

Your going to the phantom realm jimbo

by Reggie from Nintendo May 13, 2020

Devialet phantom

A very expensive bluetooth speaker that has strong bass despite its small size.

The Devialet phantom will shake a room with its bass but definitely not cheaply. There are speakers that offer better sound for the same price but they’re big, heavy and most likely require their own amps which are expensive on their own. With the Devialet you just plug it in.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 28, 2025

Phantom piss

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.

I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss

by Banquet meals April 23, 2021