Panty God

Panty god is a fine member of society...

she appears everywhere, anytime, any given circumstances—but when you’ve seen her, nor talked to her. She’d disappear for two weeks or more but reappear again.

She has a sheer fondness of the sky and the ocean.

Her pantyful existence is precious.

“Have you seen panty god?”

“Ah yes! She said hi.”

“Say hi!”

“No. You two talk.”

by UnknownIdiot October 28, 2019

Prison Panties

Men's underwear with the ass blown out.

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"

by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012

Pantie Stinkler

Lighting a fire cracker in your girls panties while making out

My girlfriend and I tried a pantie stinkler during 4th of July

by SonOfaGl1itch May 29, 2024

National wear grey panties day

9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender

sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

by funkypantylol February 9, 2025

wasabi panties

When you eat too much wasabi and it becomes the environment of your panties.

I had so much sushi tonight that the amount of wasabi I ate turned my panties to a spicy sushi roll environment that could only be described as wasabi panties

by Wasabi mama March 10, 2023

Panty Batter

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.

Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night

by Scurlage March 9, 2025

caca pantis

Means shitting in your underwear or that's bullshit.

That story was straight up caca pantis .

by El me to mero August 20, 2017