The act of dropping a toaster in a bathtub to end one's life. This expression is typically used when one is angry at a mistake or someone.
Joe said " IM MAKING TOAST IN THE BATH!" after he messed up his piano song live in front of the whole school. Joe is a fag and he likes 69.
by DatBoiLmao October 15, 2017
When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.
He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.
""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.
""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.
by Khalisse August 02, 2017
Dave: Shit, shit, shit! I should have worn a condom last night. I doubt that hoe was on the pill.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
Graham: Dude, why didn't you make her some morning-after pancakes?
Dave: Do I look like Gordon fucking Ramsay?
Graham: Did you have any waffles?
Dave: Fuck no!
Graham: Morning-after french toast? All you have to do is crush up the morning after pill in to some nice jam, spread it on and she'll never know.
Dave: Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
by Meathook Mike June 16, 2014
“I won’t sugar the butter, but I will butter the toast”
A phrase meaning you don’t have any good news, but you’ll give the news regardless. Another way of saying, “I won’t sugar coat this”
A phrase meaning you don’t have any good news, but you’ll give the news regardless. Another way of saying, “I won’t sugar coat this”
by Jamesmonr January 23, 2018
When a frenchman bakes bread with his own feces, toasts it, and the procedes to butter it with his own semen. He then saves it for a romantic evening.
by Miles_JR August 24, 2006
by ChrisLionheart January 08, 2005
When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
by Zupalan January 10, 2019