cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

Draggin Wagon

Large Tow Truck. The really big on that tows Big Rigs. Also referring to the vehicle used by the Military to haul Main Battle Tanks on flatbed trailers, which is where the term originated.

It’s gonna take a Draggin Wagon to get that guy out of here.

by VegasJD March 12, 2019

happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

lesbian war wagon

Any Subaru especially a Subaru Forester.

"Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.

by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024

Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

by Fally_F December 16, 2024

Exodus Wagon

A Subaru Outback

Were taking the Exodus Wagon to school!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 16, 2022

bubble wagon

A person who farts a lot at once while doing an activity

Ew tommy just farted, he is such a bubble wagon!

by Scarlett May December 4, 2017