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Milf central

dang cole’s house is milf central
by Jonah pap May 30, 2021
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Milf

Mother I would like to fuck.usually used to call mothers hot
by Sanktun February 10, 2021
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MILF

A new definition to MILF: Mother I’d Like (to) Fund. Mothers, whether they gave birth or not; married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we’ll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

The milf is inspiring, setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf ‘s pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO! I am a MILFionnaire and funded awesome moms in the process!
by PINKPTR June 19, 2024
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milf

hot woman (who has childs)
by jesus nuts August 24, 2021
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Little Milf

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)
Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf
by pvdacyoa November 8, 2012
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Milf

by Rhianan xxx May 26, 2022
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Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.
Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.
by Crimson fukr May 28, 2021
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