Kevin Bacon

Brother of Kelvin Pork and Kalvin Ham

OINK! OINK! Oyyyyyyyyyyyy! DUUUUUUUUUUUH!

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

Kevin

Kevin is a lying cheating asshole that takes women for granted. He will pull you in with his dimples and make you fall in love with him. Then he will cheat on you and tell you how sorry he is. After that he will propose but then back out of the commitment for a nasty skank. He also has cute dimples and is rather funny. Do not fall for Kevin!

Girl 1- I cant believe he cheated on me 3 times!

Girl 2- It's okay honey, he's just another KEVIN

by naughtygurll669 October 26, 2012

Kevin

Extremely kind, caring, loving man. Absolutley the sexiest thing that walks this planet! Sometimes can at first appear to be a little shy, although after sctratching at the surface you'l soon realise he doesn't shut up! If you encounter a kevin, grab with both hands and don't let go!!!!! a Kevin is without a doubt the best boyfriend/dad ect.. youl ever find. The only down side to a kevin is they usualy have an extemely ugly phycotic ex girlfriend, who when you see her, makes yo want to burn your eyes out. but the positives by far out weigh that one thing.

Bella: WOW! look at him Donna!!

Donna: Mmm.. Hes a right Kevin!

Bella: For sure, hes well buff..

by TrueLOVE..K&D.4ever.and.always February 5, 2010

Kevin james

Kevin james is better than phil swift. We will all bow down to kevin james. Kevin kames will defeat phil swift. Kevin james =GOD

All hail kevin james

by Daddyfinger October 18, 2018

kevin jonas

the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.

girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?

girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey

by Xd4n137x0rx October 16, 2008

Kevinkev

Defines a super uberly giant tall boy who makes weird popping sounds therefore making him quite the loser. He often looks lost as though daydreaming and can throw cards at you with his secretly hidden collection. A kevinkev can be used when describing someone lost, a loser or an extremely tall person.

ps: Can also refer to an old loser/woman

You seem a bit kevinkev today...

You can totally tell he's a kevinkev.

Damn you're so kevinkev

by sandcake June 12, 2009

kevin

a huge loser

wow what a kevin

by kevin's momma August 13, 2016